March 2012
coreling:
If I had a dollar for every time I’ve felt more emotions towards a fictional character than I do towards people I know in real life, I would probably have enough money to pay for the psychiatric help I obviously need.
"IT'S SO COLD"
most-awkward-moments:
Go stand in the corner. It’s 90 degrees.
I made this blog to cheer you sad people up. You deserve to smile.
guarneres:
hanksypanky:
who pays for all the property damage in superhero movies
#is this why we are in a debt
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planets-bend-between-us:
things i should remember but don’t:
important dates
what i had for breakfast
my own phone number
the punchline to a joke
things i end up remembering:
P. Sherman 42 Wallaby Way, Sydney
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We should be the ones laughing at them; they think there’s some easy,...
– John Green (Life Is Like Pizza)
I was feeling sad so naturally I watched some vlogbrothers videos to cheer me up, and I realised I had somehow forgotten all about this one.
(via partial-to-the-night-sky)
I want you sleepy-eyed in the morning, waking at my side like a warm summer sky,...
– Andrea Gibson (via shanito)
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wake up: exhausted
12 pm: exhausted
3 pm: fucking exhausted
5 pm: really fucking exhausted
7 pm: about to pass out
bed time: the energy of 5 million condensed suns
Mom: LET'S GO I'M READY
: 10 minutes go by
Mom: are you ready yet?????
Me: I've been standing at the door waiting for you for 10 minutes
Mom: Ok I just have to pee and change clothes and water the plants and feed the dogs and cook dinner and swim the english channel