April 2012
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HBP: How did Harry not realize the hand writing in...
slytherin-in-the-tardis: stillnot-ginger: starshiprangerjess: 2-beds-and-a-coffee-machine: #because Harry’s a stupid bitch that’s why #For the main character of such a good book series #He really is a dumbshit #Ooh what is this long skinny broomstick shaped package? #ITS A BROOMSTICK NO WAY #Slytherin house is a snake #heir of slytherin can talk to snakes #HMM I WONDER WHAT’S IN THE...
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harvardlsd: ~•　　　　　　　　~•　　　　　　　~•　　　　~•　　　~•　　　　　　~•　　　　~•　　　　　　　　~• 　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　 　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　 ~• 　 　　~•　　　　　　~•　　　　sperm
Apr 1st
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benefits of dating me you look more attractive by comparison when i stand next to you
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SHINY THINGS: abortedslunk: whatevertheheckles:... →
abortedslunk: whatevertheheckles: nepetaschoiceass: whatevertheheckles: butwewereokay: bemusedlybespectacled: imsoweirdimnotanitimanith: mikulukashipblog: ok lets see if that thing with glasses chicks suddenly becoming super weird…
Apr 1st
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youngstero: there could be chameleons all over you right now and you’d have no idea
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Sex Tip #56
duncan-ambrose: When your partner is least expecting it, steal the Declaration of Independence.
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mockingjay-: I have this mental disease that means I can’t follow a blog if I don’t like the theme.
Apr 1st
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stylators: imagine if i was famous and you would all be like “i followed her once”
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March 2012
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feferihipstersparklesnumber1fan: so at work today someone ordered 20 nuggets and when they were walking away they dropped them and burst into tears saying ‘why does this always happen to me’ and then they laid on the ground until a manager had to kick them out
Mar 31st
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mango-lassi: MYSTERIOUS AS THE DARK SIDE OF THE MOOOOOONNNN!!!
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When Peeta's name got called
lolsofunny: Peeta: Peeta’s brothers: The Funniest.
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How to blow a bubble:
lolsofunny: Step 1: First go like this Step 2: Spin around Step 3: STOP! Step 4: Double take 3 times; 1…2…3! Step 5: Then Pelvic Thrust! Step 6: Stop on your right foot, DON’T FORGET IT! Step 7: Now it’s time to bring it around town. Step 8: Then yo do this, then this, and this, and that, and this, and that, and this. Step 9: THEN…!
Mar 31st
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"it must've followed him to the place with all...
deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan:
Mar 31st
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How many Freudian analysts does it take to change...
johnfenixaran: Two. One to change it, and the other to hold the penis. LADDER. I MEANT LADDER.
Mar 31st
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MR. FIZZLES IS FUCKING CREEPY, GARTH.
THAT WOULD NEVER ACTUALLY WORK ON A CHILD. THEY’D CRY.
Mar 31st
wugs: i have all these shows to watch and fic to read and movies to see and books to love and it all just gets so overwhelming that i end up sitting here doing nothing at all
Mar 31st
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No it’s fine Supernatural I didn’t need to sleep tonight.
Mar 31st
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deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan: “you’ve been garth’d” YEAAAAA
Mar 31st
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effyeahitselyssa: I feel like the lunch scene in All To Myself was actually supposed to be in The Legacy because that’s how the band was formed.
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